So please, have a seat, ask your maid to bring you a cold drink, and enjoy my book.Įxcept you, Shiloh. What are you doing with your life, Rachel McAdams?) Here you will find the authoritative guide to everyone from Pax Jolie-Pitt to Sasha Obama to Elizabeth McAdams-Gosling. For this little project, I’ve been forced to truly consider my opinions on just about everyone I know. Oh, I may find Jessica Alba’s daughter Haven a nuisance on Monday, but so often by Tuesday, she’s become just another smug baby. My rivalries may be well documented by this point, but never before have they been so detailed, so honest, so definitive. The point is, it’s only mean when you say it to their faces, right? Or when Harper Beckham fits into a sample size I tried to force myself into. Actually, I’ve only seen that happen a handful of times, but when it does, the only thing I feel is pride.Īnd, okay, a little jealousy when Reese Witherspoon’s daughter Ava pulls off the hipster look without also looking unshowered. When my friends achieve the level of perfection that takes me a team of world-class stylists and a personal lifestyle coach to achieve, I applaud them. I just like things a certain way, and I hold my peers to the same nearly unreachable standard to which I hold myself. I hope this isn’t giving you the impression that I’m elitist or unfriendly. All’s fair in love and war-why else would they have invented the word frenemy?
I’m not afraid to break some confidences, break some spirits, or break some hearts. Oh, gosh, did I just call Violet Affleck fameworthy? Well, let’s just say that some children have squandered a great deal of potential. We’ve been slowly building an army of fameworthy children for decades, but when Violet Affleck, Kingston Rossdale, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, and a little lady I like to call moi were born within a six-month span, the world welcomed a new generation of Hollywood royalty. Yes, Americans are now fully obsessed with celebrity families-as well we should be. (Well, except for Cruz Beckham that’s a lost love from which I may never fully recover.) I may count A-list children like Louis Bullock, Willow Smith, and all four Beckhams among my social acquaintances, but there is no love lost among us.
If you bought this book expecting a charming tell-all about my Hollywood playground pals, then you’re about to be very disappointed. Introduction In the celebrity world, most of us wear designer, but only one of us is a legend.Ī ND ONLY ONE OF US IS QUALIFIED TO TAKE THE poorly dressed, the poorly behaved, and the just-plain-poor to task, which is what I’m here today to do.
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